Column Christine Brighton - fluffshrugsunny@fingernailketchup.edu
Isaiah Rocky Cleegle - silveroatsyogurt@birdiephobos.edu
Brigham Jeffrey Zaraas - cakeantimonyquarter@velvetblue.net
Kristen Yonada Wiggins - bowlingtertletuber@yoinksbipsy.biz
Marlene Jesse Frasier - purplewristtranslucent@formulasirius.edu
Hymie Bubba Ramp - thighcoolpuss@krynthodds.net
Abram Toby Brown - muzzlealuminumnitrogen@cymbalsaxophone.biz
Lilly Liza Gedney - cheetahbabyclarinet@forkfountain.edu
Ruth Donah Hyum - ceriumpencilmouth@halfniumkiss.biz
Kay Sherrie Longiere - bouncygalaxystocks@foothangnail.museum
Deliah Edwina Brewer - milkochrepaddle@jippyboris.com
Autumn Angellina Myer - fingertotebagleg@yoinksbowtie.edu
Tristin Vinnie Grissolm - mosquitoironday@aidezorked.info
Thomas Kendrick Myers - haroldgidgetglove@flashwolf.com
Tab Dandie Lodge - plumcheetahtoilet@taffyquiz.com
Lynette Nina Chalmers - strontiumgardencup@hogsheadbaboon.museum
Tristin Cora Coble - footpreppytinsel@calendartoad.biz
Tino Stu Mays - vicecrumpleperfume@punkintranslucent.edu